timmmmmmmmmmmmmmay!!!!!

As in Heatheristherock
hey you try to rhyme -rock- with something else
oh wait!
i guess i coulda used sock
meh . fuk it is too late

Hi all. Just returned from South Carolina where I spent Christmas with the family. It was great to see everyone but OH MY was it sweet to return to Houston! Hope all of you had a fabulous Christmas! Richmond arrives tomorrow from Tokyo for a week with me here in H-Town. I am sure we'll be busy!

We asked you to pull out your creepiest tales for AFI and, in return, you'd receive a G10 camera full of images taken by the band themselves. We're happy to announce that we've chosen a winner, who will receive a (slightly used) Canon G10 and a memory card full of photos of AFI. Find out who won and get a preview of the images you'll get to see throughout the week.

You can find out who won the AFIles contest inside...

Me & my friend Jennifer with 100 Monkeys last night at the Roxy :]

i bought a new camera!!! ... now i can take pictures again :)

it's a canon powershot sx200 is ... it has 12 megapixel and 12x optical zoom

(poem circa 1996)
mouth tastes like sour milk
the pills cause constipation
walk into the bathroom
mirrors are cruel to the
balding and overweight
eyes dull like a dead man

folds of gray fat threaten
to swallow a
penis
toothbrush shreds rotten gums
stand before the toilet
and pissing in two streams
on a wall
the floor
feet

crawling back into bed
gambling on a half can
mouthfull of warm beer
pulling up dirty sheets
and waiting
for
slow death

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